February 2012
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doctorscience:
kreedkafer:
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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brokura replied to your post: omFG does no one sell zoo tycoon for the mac
i’m p. sure i have a torrent for the mac version it. want a link?
oh god MAYBE AND BY MAYBE I MEAN YESSS is it the complete collection omg
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omFG does no one sell zoo tycoon for the mac
im dying i need this help
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Anonymous asked: Dude, you fucking drew Gorillaz art? Get yo ass to a scanner, I wanna see dat shit!
Anonymous asked: Yo dawg when r u gonna post dem sketches of dat virtual band wiv da pill-adict n da green man n da japaknees chick n da possessed dude?
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Anonymous asked: Hey, you told us all about how you feel about the Alpha kids. What about everyone's favourite fandom-involved, pseudo-British troll, UU? Not that we know much about her . . .
exeuntomnes asked: You may have answered this before a while ago, but how do you feel about certain female genderbends involving Gamzee (like, for example, Grand Highboob)? Or any female genderbends of the trolls for that matter?
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Anonymous asked: coco, are you single?
Anonymous asked: *hugs*
Anonymous asked: I'll skip into CCS clad in sweet lolita, find you, and shower you with warm chocolate chip cookies. And then hide you beneath my skirt, smuggling you out via suffocation with petticoat.
Anonymous asked: You aren't too far from me. You're art tickles my fancy. You know what this means? Stalking.
Anonymous asked: Seeing how you like that virtual with the satanist bassist, the blue-haired pill addict, the japanese experiment chick, and the was-possed-by-his-best-friend dude, I gotta ask. Do you have any fanart of them? Because having Murdc drawn in your style would be SO fucking koolaid and you're one of my favorite artists.
Anonymous asked: i have a crush on your art and im too afraid to admit it with my tumblr so i sent this anon u//w//u
How to draw Sadstuck, a guide
stoicsilence:
sadstuck:
Create any normal fanart depicting any of the main sixteen
Remove pupils
Create any normal fanart depicting any two characters hugging
Add blood
Create any normal fanart depicting any character smiling
Add tears
Create any normal fanart depicting any character gazing wistfully into space
Add “I’m sorry” in relevant typing quirk
it’s...
Anonymous asked: r u and kitka gonna hav butt babies together
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Anonymous asked: Coco I think you are one of the neatest peeps on the tumblrs but I don't know if you take jokes too far or if I'm too dumb to tell if you're really kidding. help a stupid person out because I want to love you <:3c
Anonymous asked: ~*~*~*~~*~**~~*~in da armz of da angles~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~
Anonymous asked: are u still dead?
